Steven Kurvach

Steven Kurvach

Steven Kurvach is a knuckledragging and thoroughly disgruntled combat veteran. He is an avid collector of porcelain unicorn figurines, connoisseur of fine bourbons, and internationally known as "the thinking man's neanderthal". He lives in a debris shelter somewhere in Tennessee with his kettlebells.

Bernie Sanders

66 Flavors of Hypocritical Socialism

Last night, while perusing the periodicals, I read that Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders held a rally inside a sweaty gymnasium somewhere in Conway, New Hampshire (which is a country, I think). Now, I"€™m not certain whether Bernie actually spoke or simply played a recording, ...


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